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khoolets2007-03-14T06:11:04Z

hi there muzta na pow ingat thanks ayt!!!!!!
Maryo2005-06-13T15:19:19Z

ANG SAMPUNG UTOS NI GINEBRA
SAN MIGUEL, RED HORSE,
EMPERADOR OR KAHIT ANONG ALAK

1. HUWAG MATAKAW SA
PULUTAN.

2. HUWAG MAKULIT KAPAG
NAG-IINOM.

3. HUWAG PATATAGALIN NG
BASO SA KAMAY AT MAY SUSUNOD
PANG TATAGAY.

4. HUWAG INOM NG INOM
LANG, KAILANGAN MAGPAINOM KA
RIN. (BILI KA)

5. UMINOM NG DIRETSO SA
TIYAN, HUWAG SA ULO.

6. MAGPAALAM KUNG UUWI
NA. HUWAG BIGLA NA LANG
MAWAWALA.

7. MAGTIRA NG PANGLAKAD
KAHIT HINLALAKI LANG NG PAA
MAN LANG.

8. HUWAG MATULOG
HABANG NASA HARAPAN NG
INUMAN.

9. KUNG UUWI NG LASING
SIGURUHIN NA SA BAHAY UUWI.

10. HUWAG MANANAKIT NG
ASAWA KUNG HINDI KA SINABIHAN
NG PUTANG INA KA, NAGLASING KA
NA NAMAN...

INUMAN NA PARE !!!!
d E y V2005-01-29T07:30:32Z

Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo,
pinirata!!!

* Palaisdaan, nasunog!!!

* Tahanang Walang Hagdan,
inakyat!!!

* Bakla sumali sa away,
napasubo!!!

* Bagong tuli nagyabang, lumaki
ang
ulo!!!

* Unanong madre, napagkamalang
penguin!!!

* Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw
ang
paningin!!!

* Iceman nanood ng o, nag-init!!!

* Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!!!

* Teacher nagkamali, tinuruan ng
leksyon!!!

* Lolo naakusahang nang-rape,
pero sa
korte....biktima ayaw tumayo!!!

* Eroplano nag-crash, lahat ng
pasahero namatay
sabi ng mga survivor!!!

* Basurero nagsampa ng kaso,
binasura!!!

* Dahil may reklamo, eskwelahan
ng
mga bingi
nag-noise barrage!!!

* Tubero, nagka-tulo!!!

* Lalaki natagpuang pugot ang ulo,
inaalam pa kung buhay!!!

* Barbero tumestigo sa krimen,
ayaw
paniwalaan!!!

* Misis ng photographer, nakunan!!!

* Tindera ng tubig, namatay sa
uhaw!!!

* Kaso ng pilay, nilalakad!!!

* Invisible man, nakita na!!!

wala lang!=)
pang tanga!!!
d E y V2005-01-22T12:26:13Z

The Nine Satanic Statements
from The Satanic Bible, 1969
by Anton Szandor LaVey

1. Satan represents indulgence instead
of abstinence!

2. Satan represents vital existence
instead of spiritual pipe dreams!

3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom
instead of hypocritical self-deceit!

4. Satan represents kindness to those
who deserve it instead of love wasted
on ingrates!

5. Satan represents vengeance instead
of turning the other cheek!

6. Satan represents responsibility to the
responsible instead of concern for
psychic vampires!

7. Satan represents man as just another
animal, sometimes better, more often
worse than those that walk on all-fours,
who, because of his divine spiritual
and intellectual development, has
become the most vicious animal of all!

8. Satan represents all of the so-called
sins, as they all lead to physical,
mental,
or emotional gratification!

9. Satan has been the best friend the
Church has ever had.
Xian Miguel2005-01-10T12:20:50Z

ItO AnG tEstiMoniAL nA
npAkawALanG
kwEntA.. MaiiNis kA sA kkAbasA
dAhiL
tLaGa nManG waLanG kwEntA AnG
tEstiMoniAL nA tOh.. SayAnG Lng
OraS
mOh sA pAgbAsA nG tEstiMoniaL
kOnG
wALanG kwEntAh!.. PErO kAhit nA
AnG
tEstiMoniaL kOh Ay waLanG
kwEntAh,
bAkiT
pAtuLoy mO pA rinG bnAbasA! WLa
knG
kwEntA!!.. hiNdi mO bA nAisiP nA
mUkA
kA nG tAngA sA kakAbaSa nG
tEstimOniaL
nA tO!.. NatAtawA kA cgUrO dAhiL
nAisiP mO nA nPakawaLanG
kwEntAng
tAo
mO pLa!. ALm mOh nA nGa nA
wLanG
kwEntA tOng binAbasA mO pErO
ayAw
mO
pA rinG tUmigiL.. PinAnindiGan mOh
nAh
tAlagA nA wLa kA tLagaNg
kwEntAH!!..
BUt At LEast mAy tEstimOnial kA
nA..
PERO!, KunG gUstO mOnG
mAgkArOn
nG
kwEnta Ang nAbAsA mO, aPprovE
mO
at
hAyaAn mOng mabAsa riN nG ibA At
nG
mAlamaN niLa nA waLa Rin pLa
cLanG
kwEntA pAg nAbasA niLa anG
tEstimOniaL
kOng NPAKA-WALANG
KWENTA!!...
ingatz pre!!!!\m/_rock on
ALEN.2004-12-14T13:23:16Z

oist...! hehehe.. la lng.. limot moh na
aq..?! uhm.. auz lng..! hehehe.. la lng,
ginawan mo xe aq ng testi eh, kya
gawan din kta..! uhm.. actually, nde kme
magkakilala nyan eh.. basta lng, kchat k
lng tas pa-add dito tas pa-testi na rin..
hehehe.. bait nyan, xe ginawan agad aq
ng testi.. tanx ha..?!? la lng, fafanzin lng
ako... hehehe..
!====aLLeN====!
ehriyaki2004-12-10T08:29:11Z

My supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
friend!!!!YOU ARE THE...apple of my
eye, mango of my pie, palaman of my
tinapay, keso of my monay, teeth of my
suklay, fingers on my kamay, blood in
my atay, bubbles of my laway, sala of
my bahay, seeds of my palay, clothes
in my ukay- ukay, calcium in my
kalansay, calamansi on my siomai, inay
of my tatay, knot on my tie, toyo on
my kuchay, vitamins in my gulay,
airplane of my Cathay, stars of my
sky, hammer of my panday, sand of my
Boracay, sultan of my Brunei,
highlands of my Tagaytay, MOLE on my
Ate Guy, baba of my Ai-Ai, voice of my
Inday Garutay, spinach of my Popeye,
sizzle when I fry, wind when I paypay,
tungkod when I'm pilay, feeling when
I'm high, shoulder when I cry, wings
when I fly, prize when I vie, cure to
my "ARAY!", answer to my "WHY?",
foundation of my tulay, truth behind
the lie, the life after I die... In
short, you're the center of my
buhay.love lots friend!
d E y V2004-11-15T06:40:17Z

10 Utos ng Mangi2nom

1. hwag pasaway pag nag-inum

2. hwag inum lng ng inum bumili k din

3. hwag mtkaw s pulutan

4. hwag mgtgal ang baso syo my iba
pngta2gay

5.Uminom ng diretso s tyan wag s ulo

6.mgpaalam pag uuwi n ndi ung bgla
bgla nwwla

7.siguraduhin s haus ang uwi ndi
kung saan

8.hwag m2log hbng nag-iinum

9.magtira ng pnlakad khit hinla2ki
ng paa

10.hwag mana2kit ng cno man asawa
o bf pagnaka2inum pwera nlng
pagcnabing "putang ina mo k cge
maglacng kpa"

ang sarap tlagang magi inom... alak
pa...

munting paalala sa mga hari ng alak......
BABAPblacksheep2004-11-03T13:16:26Z

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d E y V2004-11-03T12:29:32Z

ahh i2ng c mac...... lufet ito boy..
kasalukuyan yang nag papalakas ng
pwersa sa gitara.... at nag malufet
pa... daming chix na nagkakags2 sa
kanya ayaw nya pang ligawan gs2 sya
liniligawan chaka maselan..... mahilig
pla sya sa morena .... buti nga
namulat ko na sya sa 2nay na ibig
sabihin ng musika.... musika na
talagang magpapatunay kung gaano
kagaling ang isang tao pagdating sa
musika.......
bsta un lng .. ang bottom line ko
\m/_ rOcK On

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